Bnha One Shots [REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED]

My Mutant Pets

Requested by @annoying_dog2006

D.E.K.U. story in which Izuku's pets follow him to school and he has to explain their strange behavior. (Before training camp)

"No Dandelion! I really gotta go to school right now!" Izuku groaned, trying to get the dog to listen to him. It became quite late yesterday so he decided to crash at the base for the night. Unfortunately he didn't calculate having to spend 10 minutes getting his pets to behave in his time schedule.
"Shinsou is gonna kill me..." the green head groaned, dragging a hand down his face.

"Oh God, Kacchan will murder me if he needs to walk to school with only todoroki and Shinsou! Fuck!"
He quickly pulled on his mask and flagged down a member on his way out.
"I gotta go! Make sure they don't follow me!" Midoriya shouted, running past them as he pointed at the animals behind him. He put his mask away as soon as he left the building and ran towards the station, where Katsuki was waiting.

"About time nerd. What took you so long?" the blonde asked, seeing their train arrive the moment the broccoli came to a stop in front of him, panting.
"Overslept" he lied, getting dragged onto the train by Bakugou before they missed it. They held hands on their way, Kacchan kissing his cheek a few times as the green head rambled on.
"I can't kiss your freckles enough" the blonde smiled, making Deku blush.
"What? It's true!"

"Where did anger issue Kacchan go huh?" the broccoli laughed, running away as soon as the doors opened again and they were at their destination.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME NERD?!"
Midoriya giggled as he ran, seeing a confused Shinsou and Todoroki standing by the exit of the train station.
"What is-?"
"Just run!" Izuku laughed, pulling them along as the angry blonde chased him.

Somewhere along the way they slowed down to pant and catch their breath as Katsuki caught up to them, almost tackling Midoriya in a hug while he planted kisses all over his face.
"Kacchan! Stop that! It tickles!" the green head giggled as he squirmed in his hold.
"Nope! Not gonna happen until you swallow those words Deku!"
"Ugh, can't you guys just act normal?" Shinsou complained.

"I agree, no PDA in public" Todoroki nodded.
"It could be disturbing others"
"Like I give a damn about what others think!" Bakugou yelled, shifting his hold so he now had an arm around Izuku's shoulder as they walked.
"Let's just get to school..." the indigo haired boy sighed.

A few minutes later, they arrived at the gates, yet they weren't the only ones... Hitoshi frowned as he saw movement in the bushes, splitting from the group as he investigated. There he saw him. An all too familiar cat.
"Purrcy?" he asked confused, earning a meow from the cat as he took him from the ground.
"Let's get rid of this huh?" he muttered, taking off the collar which spelled out that he was property of D.E.K.U. That would only bring more confusion and trouble if this cat was going to be out of the base all day.

"Shinsou? What are you doing over there?" Todoroki asked confused, walking away from the two boyfriends that were already kissing each other again. Purrcy instantly jumped in the halfa's arms and started purring, rubbing his head against Shoto's chest.
"Is this-?"
"Yep"
"How-?"
"No idea" the insomniac sighed, crossing his arms.

"Should we go tell Midoriya? There Might be a breach in the animal wing if he was able to get away"
Todoroki frowned, petting Purrcy whilehe thought. He glanced back at the green head, who was happily chatting with Katsuki. This would most certainly disturb his peace of mind...
"No, we can take care of this ourselves. How hard can it be to keep track of one cat?"

Apparently the answer is really fucking hard.

Somehow, Purrcy had made its way into the teacher lounge and was now held hostage by Eraserhead and Midnight, cooeing over the furball. Also, Crowly had made his way to the roof, hooting every now and then to let everyone know he was there. Snek had managed to enter the ventilation system and was giving everyone a damn heart attack whenever he popped out of somewhere and Chipper was racing through the forest area like crazy.