Bnha One Shots [REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED]

Gen Z

Requested by annoying_dog2006

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You are a (gen z) student at UA high and hang out with your friends in class 1-A a lot, causing some of their bad luck to spill over to you. Ah well, might as well happen, am I right?

Short crack fix lmao XD

You entered the 1-A dormitory on a Saturday morning, sipping from a smoothie you got on the way. When done drinking, you let out a loud heavy sigh, making some heads turn.
"Can Bakugou, like, kill me?"
"What happened?" Kaminari laughed.
"Stubbed my toe against the corner of the table" you explained.
"Ah shit, yeah, that's gonna need to be amputated then" Sero shrugged, playing along.

"Nooooo!" you exclaimed, dramatically falling onto the floor and thereby spilling your smoothie.
"Uh, you're gonna have to clean that up-" Momo pointed out, only to be interrupted by your yell.
"Noooo! My smoothie! The gods has forsaken me!"
"Can you quit being so fucking loud already?!" Bakugou shouted back.

"Come on, we'll get you a new one" Kirishima sighed, patting your back. You crawled back up, still pouting, up until Midoriya was thrown into the dormitory through the window.
"What the actual fuck?! Deku, are you okay?" Katsuki yelled, staring at the green head.
"League of Villains" Izuku groaned, getting up with the help of Uraraka.
"Again?" you groaned.

"They're always ruining all of our plans"
"This is serious Y/n! Go somewhere safe, quickly!" Iida told you as everyone got prepared to fight. You rolled your eyes, backing off with your hands in the air. Just in time for the League to storm in and a fight to break loose.
"Yeah, sure, uh, do your thing" you mumbled, avoiding a fist while walking over the battlefield towards the exit.

"I'm just gonna, yeah, uh, pass by here, excuse me-" you spoke, taking Dabi's arm and redirecting it so you could pass.
"Thanks, oh, sup Toga"
"Hi Y/n! Wanna see me stab Izu-chan~?" she giggled.
"Yeah, no thanks, and make it quick, will you? We have smoothie plans" you stated, wanting to turn around and leave through the hole in the wall that was once the front door, only to bump into Shigaraki.

"Who are you?" he hissed.
"Dude, seriously? I'm a spectator at, like, all of your fights? Or at least the last 5 times you attacked UA. No, wait, I was absent with the giant robot so, uh, make that the last 2 times. Definitely" you said, already kind of walking around him.
"Anyway, you guys have fun while I'll mourn over the loss of my smoothie all alone in some dark corner-"

"Hold up" Shigaraki stated, grabbing your wrist and holding you hostage as he grinned at the rest of the class. Everyone stopped fighting, staring at the leader of the League of Villains.
"One more move and I'll kill her"
"Aw, you promise mister handjob~?" you smiled.
"I mean, I asked Bakugou earlier but he didn't really give me an answer so-"

"Shut up! Aren't you scared?" he growled, making you shrug.
"Nah, not really. Society is fucked either way so... Wait. No, don't kill me, the next season of my favorite anime is airing next week and I can't die before I know if my otp becomes canon!" you yelled, suddenly in a panic.
"What?! That's next week already?! But I'm not finished with the last season yet!" Denki whined.

"What nonsense are you spouting?" Toluca asked confused.
"Yeah, we literally are anime you dumbass" Dabi pointed out.
"Dude, don't break the third wall like that, it's fragile" Sero said.
"Third wall my ass, I need to be alive to fangurl so get me out of here! Are you heroes or not?!" you shouted.

"Hang in there Y/n! We're coming!" Izuku shouted and all fighting broke lose again. You watched and flinched when the green head broke his arm. Come on Deku, we thought you got over that habit!
"Alright, I'm sorry but I have to get started on homework and I've been here for way longer than I planned already" you sighed, stomping your foot down on Shigaraki's foot, making the villain yelp and release you.

"Win for me you crazy idiots! See you guys later, kay?" you smiled, waving them off. Class 1-A won the fight, of course. They always do. So the next day, Sunday, you walked back into the dormitory while they were rebuilding some walls, a new smoothie in hand.
"What's up bitches! You got the baddies outta here or what?"

"Oh fuck off" Bakugou grumbled, not looking up from his phone as he laid in the couch, Izuku half asleep on top of him with bandages covering his arms.
"Guess who made bad life choices!" you exclaimed, ignoring Katsuki's comment completely.
"You mean beside almost getting killed by the number one villain in the country?" Jirou asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Beside that, yes" you smiled.
"Also, he wouldn't have killed me. Toga would've cut his head off, like, seriously. Not kidding. That girl is ruthless"
"And it doesn't freak you out that a villain likes you because..?" Kirishima asked slowly.
"Anyway! Guess what I did to fuck up my life today?"
"Did you stub your toe again?" Mina asked.
"Nope!"

"Manga spoilers?" Denki tried.
"That too but we don't talk about that" you stated.
"Your otp broke up, didn't they?" Hagakure asked.
"They did!" you wailed, squeezing your smoothie a little too hard in the moment of drama, spilling some on the floor.
"Stop spilling drinks on our carpet" Yaoyorozu groaned.

"So, I was at my smoothie shop, you know? And this guy handed me my smoothie and said something along the lines of enjoy your drink and I answered. With. Same" you spoke.
"Oh the humiliation!"
"Awch, that's horrible" Sero whispered.
"I know right! I don't deserve this smoothie!"
"Oh, I do want it! Gimme!" Kaminari smiled, snatching the drink from your hands.

"Why is this class like this..?" Todoroki sighed.
"Hey, I'm not even in this class so watch your tone" you pointed out, crossing your arms.
"Anyway, you guys wanna hang out?"