Ilyas: *showing off a new shirt* How do I look?

Kadir: Holy shit, that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

Ilyas: Excuse you?

Kadir: Oh, not you. The thing behind you.

Armand: Honestly, screw you.

***

Flight Attendant: Before landing make sure all small things are secure.

Kadir: Xenala are you good?

Xenala: Fuck you.

***

Edith: I have the sharpest memory. Name one thing I have ever forgotten.

Elijah: You left me in the Poke Mart parking lot, like, three days ago.

Edith: I did that on purpose, try again.

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