Armand: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've ever done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Armand: Ha! Just kidding!

Armand: I've killed a man.

***

Adonis: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I have decided to have an ongoing crisis.

***

Celine: I hate humans.

Davina: You haven't met all of them.

Celine: I've met enough humans, what a bunch of bastards. 

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