Celine: This is my wall of inspirational people.

Davina: That's just a poster of yourself.

Celine: I'm big enough to admit that I often inspire myself.

***

*Yuki and Penelope tied to opposite sides of a log floating down a river*

Penelope: *looking ahead* Uh-oh.

Yuki: *can't see where they're going* Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Penelope: Yep.

Yuki: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Penelope: Most likely.

Yuki: *softly* Bring it on.

***

Xenala: *at a formal party* I love Mon Cala cuisine. Bone apple teeth!

Adonis: *choking* FOR FUCK'S SAKE XENALA!

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