Kadir: *after surgery* Did the doctor send you? Woah. You are the prettiest man I've ever seen.
Kadir: Are you a model? Who are you? What's your name?
Ilyas: No, I am not a model, honey. And I'm Ilyas, your husband.
Kadir: You're my husband?! Holy shit! Dang, how long? Man, I hit the jackpot!
***
Yuki: I'm trying to figure out why you're friends with me.
Adonis: Because you're sweet and kind.
Yuki: Well, Edith says I'm loud and annoying, so one of you is lying.
***
*Davina recording Celine during a thunderstorm*
Celine: *holding a golf club in the air* Smite me Arceus! You don't have the bal-
Celine: *gets struck by lightning*
