Salma: So how's it going with the League?

Celine: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here.

Salma: If you do just don't get blood on your clothes.

Celine: You're the Champion, you shouldn't be condoning this-

Salma: Don't tell me how to live my life.

***

Mr. Ainsworth: What's a six-letter word for happiness?

Xenala: Battle.

Carnol: Xenala.

Xenala: What?

Carnol: What?

***

Kadir: *pointing to himself* No offence, babe, but you don't exactly have high standards.

Ilyas: Fuck you! I have the highest standards ever! They are so impossible to reach it's a miracle I found you!

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