Ilyas: I once straightened my hair.
Davina: Yeah? What happened?
Ilyas: I would like to say that my hair is even straighter than my sexuality.
Davina:
Kadir: *from the other room* That's my man right there!
***
Celine: You can say 'please' and 'thank you' to a toddler and they'll never repeat it.
Celine: But you say 'dumbass bitch' oNE TIME-
***
Kadir: Ilyas made me feel something.
Taeka: What is it?
Kadir: Feelings.
Taeka: Did Ilyas make you feel feelings?
Kadir: Uh-huh.
Taeka: What a bitch.
