Salma: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Davina: And lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Celine: What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?

***

Salma: I'm leaving for three days. Ilyas is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

Kadir: Mine just says 'Kadir, no.'

Salma: And you can apply that to every possible situation.

***

Doctor: It seems she is in a coma.

Kadir: *in tears* Please save her, doctor. She's just in her late twenties.

Taeka: *immediately rising* 25 is not late twenties! How dare you!

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