Penelope: Elijah, do you think that your favorite Pokemon says a lot about you?

Elijah: What, you mean behind my back?

***

Xenala: Have you ever wanted to eat a harmonica?

Armand: Sure...?

Xenala: Next time you insult Carnol, I'll shove one down your throat.

***

Yuki: What's not to love about corn?

Torin: Really? You throw away the outside then cook the inside, then eat the outside of the inside, and then throw away the inside of the inside. It's stupid.

Yuki:

Yuki: You know, I was not expecting an actual answer-

***

Taeka: What if Edith voiced a GPS?

Elijah: *trying his best to imitate Edith* 'Great job. You missed the exit, you fucking disgrace.'

Edith: I-

Edith: True... 

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