Edith: I'm having a salad for dinner. Well, fruit salad.

Edith: Actually, it's mostly grapes.

Edith: Okay, it's all grapes. Fermented grapes.

Edith: It's wine. I'm having wine for dinner.

***

Armand: I would kill for you guys.

Team Skelm Admin: You would kill for a cookie, shut the fuck up.

***

Salma: Why does it smell like something burnt?

The League: *covered in ashes* ...

Kadir: Well, it's a funny story really-

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