Torin: What is toothpaste if not bone soup?

Penelope: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

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Yuki: I'm about to crack my back like a glow stick.

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Edith: Have you seen anything unusual?

Elijah: We saw a Lapras wearing a sombrero.

Edith: I mean, around here.

Yuki: No, they live in the water.

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