Elijah: I've just inhaled an entire can of Febreze and I am tripping balls right now.
Taeka: Oh my Arceus why would you do that?!?
Elijah: The better question is, how am I not dead yet?
***
Marcie: Armand, are you okay?
Armand: Yeah, I just have a headache that comes and goes.
Ilyas: *enters the room*
Armand: There it is.
***
Kadir: It has come to my attention that some people are laboring under the delusion that I have a 'favorite person' in this League.
Kadir: Allow me to clear up this disgusting and absolutely baseless rumor.
Kadir: I love Ilyas and all not Ilyas' equally.
Ilyas, Celine, Davina and Salma: ...
