Torin: You call yourself my bro, but where were you when my meme only had 4 likes?

Elijah: Making 4 accounts bro.

Torin: *tearing up* B r o.

***

Ilyas: Hey, who ate my ramen? I left it in the kitchen last night.

Carnol: Wasn't me!

Xenala: I only eat ~gourment~ ramen.

Taeka: 'Twas not me.

Kadir: You know...Armand's been real quiet...

Armand: Oh fuck you, you unripe smurf!

***

Armand: I like fire.

Armand: Wait no it kills people.

Armand: Wait that's more reason to like it.

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