Torin: You call yourself my bro, but where were you when my meme only had 4 likes?
Elijah: Making 4 accounts bro.
Torin: *tearing up* B r o.
***
Ilyas: Hey, who ate my ramen? I left it in the kitchen last night.
Carnol: Wasn't me!
Xenala: I only eat ~gourment~ ramen.
Taeka: 'Twas not me.
Kadir: You know...Armand's been real quiet...
Armand: Oh fuck you, you unripe smurf!
***
Armand: I like fire.
Armand: Wait no it kills people.
Armand: Wait that's more reason to like it.