Elijah: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swingset?

Edith: No, I said 'Elijah, don't lick the swingset' and you said 'don't tell me what to do' and then you licked the swingset.

***

Penelope: Hey I need your help, I'm in danger of leaving everything behind and working as a deckhand on a local Krabby fishing boat in Dewford.

Yuki: Nothing I can say will make that any less alluring to you right now.

***

Xenala: Your existence is confusing.

Carnol: How so?

Xenala: You presence is annoying, but the thought of anything happening to you is upsetting to me.

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