Davina: So guys, what kind of movie should we watch? A comedy?

Celine: Meh, I already laughed today.

Salma: I know. You laughed when I stubbed my toe.

Celine: *snorts* Still fucking funny.

Davina: Then what about Drama, guys?

Celine: Nah, I've already seen someone cry today.

Salma: It really hurt, Celine!

***

Edith: *looking at Taeka* A good romance starts with a good friendship.

Elijah: A bad romance starts with 'rah rah ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la'.

***

Yuki: Yo, one time I stuffed a carrot up Penelope's nose and she snorted it and ended up going to the ER.

Emory: I-

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