Carnol: Why is everyone always arguing about top or bottom, I'd be happy just to have a bunk bed.
Kadir: I'm gonna tell him.
Ilyas: Don't you dare!
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Armand: I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I'm not about to either.
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Salma: It's nice to have a quiet relaxing evening for once.
Davina: Yeah. Last time the League was this quiet, Kadir flooded the bathroom trying to make a pool.
Salma: Well, he's out back. He can't do much damage out the-
Kadir: *from outside* I'VE DONE IT! I'VE MADE A TUNNEL FROM THE BACKYARD TO MY ROOM!
Davina: How the FUCK-
