Yuki: I have the decision-making powers of a Pidgey trapped in a library.

Carnol: A library? Why is the Pidgey in a library?

Yuki: I saw a Pidgey in the library once. It did not make good decisions.

***

Elijah: My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words 'I probably should've thought this through' typed over and over.

***

Torin: *pretending to be a Passimian*

Emory: Uh, are you okay, Torin?

Torin: No, not at all actually. But thanks for asking. I appreciate it.

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