Elijah: Am I dramatic? Yes.

Elijah: Is it justified? Also yes. I mean, have you seen the rest of the gym leaders?

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Xenala: I hate sushi, but Carnol loves it, so I said 'Tch, I love sushi too' and now I've gotta sit across from him and choke on my disgusting lies-

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Torin: What do you call a chihuahua kiss?

Emory: I don't know, what do you call a chihuahua kiss?

Torin: A chimwahmwah.

Emory: ...Not funny.

Torin: Sorry I couldn't make you chihaha.

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