Celine: Do you EVER think before you speak?

Yuki: I have NEVER thought about anything ever.

Yuki: Fuck you.

***

Kadir: We both look very handsome tonight.

Ilyas: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said 'so do you'.

Kadir: I couldn't take that chance.

***

Penelope: And with the magic of TV cooking show time...

Penelope: *pulls out a perfectly made casserole*

Penelope: Ta-da! You've now successfully perverted the laws of Arceus and man. 

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