Salma: *to the Elite Four and gym leaders* We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Salma: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

***

Armand: These two bicker like an old married couple.

Ilyas: We ARE an old married couple!

Kadir: WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?!?

***

Penelope: Hey, that kid is staring intensely at me for a couple of minutes now.

Penelope: What should I do? Do I stare back menacingly or should I yeet the child away from me?

Elijah: First, stare back at the child with those really wide eyes of yours. If the kid still asserts dominance, then you can yeet them away from Earth.

Penelope: Oh thanks, man! *rolls up her sleeves* I'll do it now.

Adonis: *listening to their conversation* What the fuck? HEY! NO! COME BACK HERE!

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