Edith: I'm this close to throwing a ball at your head.

Elijah: But your fingers are touching.

Edith: *holding up a ball* Exactly.

***

Kadir: I'm the type of guy that likes to think things through.

Ilyas: Remember when you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?

***

Emory: Okay, raise your hand if you've eaten today.

Taeka, Edith, and Adonis: *raise their hand*

Literally all of the other gym leaders: *look away*

Emory: ???????

Yuki: It's nerf-

Penelope: -or nothing, bro.

Elijah: Either you die or you die.


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