Marcie: I worked at a sunglasses kiosk at the mall for four years, so not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there!

***

Ulana: I have had 1 hour of sleep, 1 brownie, 2 shots of espresso, and I am either ready to fight Arceus or die trying.

***

*Yuki and Kadir walking through a spooky forest*

Kadir: What was that?

Yuki: I don't know.

Kadir: I think I see someone.

Yuki: Let's pretend we're in on it.

Yuki: WE'RE HERE FOR THE CULT STUFF!

Yuki: WE SAW THE AD ON CRAIGSLIST!

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