Ilyas: What's for dinner?

Kadir; I can't tell you, it's a SOUP-PRISE.

Ilyas: Is it soup?

Kadir: I SOUP-POSE it could be.

Ilyas: Enough with the soup puns.

*later*

Kadir: It was fucking TACOS.

***

Emory: Oh, no, the power's gone out!

Elijah: Don't worry, I got this.

*Elijah shakes rapidly and begins to glow*

Edith: What the-

Elijah: I swallowed a flashlight.

***

Taeka: You know, when you're bundled up in blankets you look kind of like a sushy roll.

Edith: *currently in blankets* What, like a meal?

Taeka: No. Fat and salty.

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