Ilyas: Dad, I'm gay.

Arlon: I can't believe it.

Ilyas: Dad, please, I-

Arlon: We are going to go to SO MANY PARADES!

***

Emory: How would you rate your pain?

Yuki: 0/10.

Emory: Wh-

Yuki: Would not recommend.

Emory: No.

***

Adonis: Ulana, you shouldn't be using a straw.

Ulana: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment.

Adonis: Well, yes.

Adonis: But it's also just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

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