Celine: Dating tip! Hold the door open for your date! Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off others. Establish dominance.

Davina: I'm increasingly aware of why you're still single.

***

Adonis: I wonder if I cry enough, it'll blend this paint.

Emory:

Adonis:

Emory:

Adonis: No I'm not okay.

***

Xenala: Hey Carnol?

Carnol: Yeah?

Xenala: What is the nicest thing I've ever done to you?

Carnol: ...

Carnol: You existed.

Xenala: ...

Xenala: *cries* 

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