Ulana: Fuck.

Adonis: Language!

Xenala: Shit.

Adonis: Language!

Carnol: What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak bro?

Adonis:

Adonis: What the fuck?

***

Ilyas: I can't lie to Salma!

Ulana: Okay, then I'll do it.

***

Ilyas: *teaching Xenala to drive* Alright, you're driving and you see Carnol and Armand crossing the road in front of you. What do you hit?

Xenala: Oh, definitely Armand. I could never hurt Carnol.

Ilyas: *sighing* The breaks. YOu hit the breaks Xenala.

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