Yuki: When I get murdered, make sure I'm an unsolved case.

Davina: What?

Yuki: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Celine: Can we go back to the 'when I get murdered' part?

***

Elijah: I have taken a controversial new potion that accelerates my brain.

Taeka: So you're stupid smarter now?

Elijah: I'm stupid faster.

***

Torin: Do you guys think lava would taste spicy?

Davina: Please don't eat lava.

Celine: Eat it and let us know.

Salma: It's made of molten rock so it probably tastes bland and dusty.

Torin: Thank you so much Salma you understand me like no one else.

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