Carnol: How do I ask someone out?

Taeka: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two.

Carnol: Oh my Arceus, no!

Kadir: Twinkle, twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Carnol: Stop it!

Armand: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Carnol: I feel like that last one very dangerously slides into serial killer territory.

***

Carnol: Dad, am I ugly?

Mr. Ainsworth: Nonsense, look at you right now! You are the most beautiful boy in the world!

Armand: Dad, am I ugly?

Armand's dad: *with no hesitation* Very much.

***

Edith: You have the right to remain silent.

Penelope: I choose to waive that right.

Penelope: *screams*

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