Edith: PENELOPE, JUST HOW DUMB ARE YOU?!

Penelope: It varies.

***

Celine: If anyone ever texts me 'we need to talk' I'm just gonna reply 'yes, we do'.

Celine: Now we're both stressed. Checkmate.

***

Salma: Davina, why did you play that terrible card?

Davina: Why? Because I believe that life is for living! I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew!

Davina: Also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.

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