Yuki: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

Penelope: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch.

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Edith: I regret buying you a blender.

Elijah: *drinking toast* Why?

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Torin: *wearing two different pairs of earbuds* I just realized I have two ears, so it's a waste to listen to only one thing at a time.

Adonis: Wait.

Adonis: You just realized you have two ears?

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