Kadir: Quick! Ilyas is coming! Salma, how do I look?

Salma: With your eyes?

Kadir: Right, thank you!

***

Penelope: *texting Elijah* What if the g in gif was silent?

Elijah: It's 3 am, go to sleep.

Penelope: But what gif I don't want to?

Elijah: Fuck off.

***

Armand: On the outside I 'skrt skrt' but on the inside I hurt hurt.

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