Kadir: Quick! Ilyas is coming! Salma, how do I look?
Salma: With your eyes?
Kadir: Right, thank you!
***
Penelope: *texting Elijah* What if the g in gif was silent?
Elijah: It's 3 am, go to sleep.
Penelope: But what gif I don't want to?
Elijah: Fuck off.
***
Armand: On the outside I 'skrt skrt' but on the inside I hurt hurt.