Salma: *breathing heavily* Which one of you mother fuckers stole my fucking Furby?

Davina and Celine:

***

Elijah: *sitting on the couch with Penelope at Yuki's house eating toast* You know, people who don't put butter on their toast are monsters.

Penelope: *just eating sticks of butter* *nods*

***

Emory: So what does the fortune in your cookie say?

Elijah: *chewing the whole thing* My what in my what now?

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