Armand: The most important part of any murder is to have fun and be yourself!
***
Armand: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as good of a son as I should have been. But, father, do you really want to kill me?
Armand's Dad: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
Armand: Hey, that's kinda like what you said to me when you sent me on my Pokemon journey.
Armand's Dad: I know. It's called a 'cruel irony', like my dependence on you.
***
Ilyas: Is everything okay over there? I can smell something burning.
Kadir: *leaning over the counter, blocking Ilyas' view* Just my burning love for you, as always!
Ilyas: Kadir, the toaster is on FIRE-
