Xenala: We all know bugs should die.

Armand: *holding a Caterpie* How could you?

***

Mr. Ainsworth: A tattoo, those are pretty damn permanent, you know.

Kadir: A kid, those are pretty damn permanent, Mr. Ainsworth.

Armand: Technically, both can be removed with lasers.

***

Ulana: Okay, imagine you haven't eaten in days. You're starving, and you're in desperate need of food. What do you do?

Xenala: Easy. I go find Carnol and ask if he'll make something.

Ulana: Okay, but Carnol's not there.

Carnol: Where am I?

Ulana: You left Iona.

Carnol: I left Iona? Why? Is everything okay?

Ulana: Everything is fine, Carnol.

Xenala: IF EVERYTHING IS FINE, I DON'T SEE WHY HE CAN'T COOK SOMETHING!

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