Yuki: *at Celine's funeral* Can I have a moment with her?
Salma: Of course. *leaves*
Yuki: *leans over Celine's coffin* Listen, Celine, I know you're not dead.
Celine: *from inside the coffin* Yeah, no shit bitch.
***
Arlon: What's it like now, having a child?
Mrs. Ainsworth (Elana): Horrible. I never knew something could cry so much. It never stops.
Arlon: Oh, well, the kid will grow out of it eventually.
Mrs. Ainsworth (Elana): Oh no, the kid's great. He hardly ever cries.
Arlon: But I thought-
Mr. Ainsworth: *sobbing while holding Carnol* ELANA, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!
***
*car is hanging off a cliff*
Carnol: Oh my Arceus Xenala! Ok, back it up!
Xenala: Really Carnol? I thought I might drive it forwards! I thought that might be a fun thing to do!
