Kadir: *lying seductively on the bed* Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Ilyas: Kadir, put your shirt back on. We're in Ikea and people are staring.

***

Penelope: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Yuki: 'if'?

Torin: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.

***

Ulana: Why are my hands shaking, I'm not nervous.

Salma: Your skeleton is ready to hatch!

Ulana:

Ulana: Salma, what the actual fuck?

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