Carnol: Hey guys, maybe we shouldn't spy on Ilyas and Kadir's date? I mean it's really none of our business.
Armand: Carnol, allow us to explain something to you. Having siblings is like an implicit contract. No matter how badly you fuck up in life, they're always there to catch you.
Taeka: It's the one immutable safety net when everything else has crashed and burned.
Armand: However, in exchange for that unconditional love and solidarity, we have exclusive, unlimited rights to fuck around in each other's personal lives.
Taeka: It's like a give-and-take!
Carnol: Ok, but then what justifies ME tagging along and messing around in their lives?
Armand: Oh, we don't actually care.
Taeka: Yeah, we were just making a point.
***
Adonis: *slamming a laptop shut* I finished my autobiography.
Edith: Ooh, really? Can I read it?
Adonis: Sure!
Edith: Adonis, this is just 235 pages of 'AHHHHHHHHHHH'.
***
Penelope: 'Frankenstein was the doctor'. First of all, that little bitch was a college dropout so don't you 'doctor' me.
Emory: That's the first intelligent thing you've ever said.
Penelope: And the last if I have any say in it.
