Taeka: I made tea.

Edith: I don't want tea.

Taeka: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea.

Edith: Then why did you tell me?

Taeka: It's a conversation starter.

Edith: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Taeka: Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

***

Xenala: *walking into a bar* Remember, Carnol, you got to act tough.

Carnol: Okay.

Carnol: *to the bartender* I'll have a milk.

***

Torin: Penelope is choking!

Yuki: Quick, call 9-1-1!

Torin: I would but the 9 button doesn't work.

Yuki: Just turn the 6 upside down, that makes it a 9!

Torin: Good idea!

Penelope: *stops choking* Wait, what the fuck?

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