Taeka: I made tea.
Edith: I don't want tea.
Taeka: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea.
Edith: Then why did you tell me?
Taeka: It's a conversation starter.
Edith: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Taeka: Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
***
Xenala: *walking into a bar* Remember, Carnol, you got to act tough.
Carnol: Okay.
Carnol: *to the bartender* I'll have a milk.
***
Torin: Penelope is choking!
Yuki: Quick, call 9-1-1!
Torin: I would but the 9 button doesn't work.
Yuki: Just turn the 6 upside down, that makes it a 9!
Torin: Good idea!
Penelope: *stops choking* Wait, what the fuck?