Mr. Ainsworth: I know you snuck out last night.

Carnol: *internally* Play dumb.

Carnol: Who's Carnol?

Carnol: *internally* Not that dumb.

***

Armand: I just ended a ten-year relationship.

Ilyas: Are you okay?

Armand: I'm okay. It wasn't my relationship.

***

Carnol: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for months now. No response.

Xenala: Wow. They sound stupid.

Carnol: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Xenala: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know..."Hey, I love you!"

Carnol: I guess you're right.

Carnol:...Hey Xenala, I love you.

Xenala: See! Just say that!

Carnol: Oh my Arceus.

Xenala: If that flies over their head then, sorry Carnol, but they're too dumb for you.

Carnol: Xenala...

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