Carnol: I guess you can say I have an 'edge'.

Penelope: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever met. You have the face of a cartoon Mareep.

***

Taeka: Hey nerd, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Adonis: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Taeka: ...Literally all you had to do was say no.

***

Mr. Ainsworth: Carnol, why do you and Xenala always fast forward to the end of movies?

Carnol: I just like the happy endings.

Xenala: I don't care about other people's problems.

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