Davina: *yelling down the aisle* Which chip brand do you prefer?

Kadir and Celine: *in unison* I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

Ilyas: *horrified* YOU TWO!

***

Salma: What are you reading?

Kadir: A book of everything I love.

Salma: That's a photo album of Ilyas.

Kadir: What a coincidence.

***

Xenala: Fuck, I want to die!

Kadir: Language!

Xenala: Hecky heck, I desperately crave death.

Ilyas: Perhaps therapy may be a better option.

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