Ulana: Hey, Adonis, carry this box for me, will you? It's really heavy.

Adonis: *effortlessly lifting the box* Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression.

Ulana: I'm not sure whether to be impressed or incredibly concerned.

***

Elijah: I spy with my little eye something that starts with an 'S'.

Torin: *looking over to Edith and Taeka*

Torin: Is it 'sexual tension'?

***

Arlon: What are your interests?

Kadir: Your son in my room.

Arlon: Excuse me?

Kadir: The sun and the moon. I like astronomy.

Hey everyone! This is the end of the second incorrect book! I might make a third one just because these are just so much fun to make! Don't forget to check out the first incorrect quotes book Pokemon Iona: Incorrect Quotes and the original book Pokemon: Iona!

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