Kadir: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Davina: Salma banned you from swearing.

***

Yuki: *texting* I just found a burger with over 600 calories.

Edith: *texting* NO YOU'RE GONNA GET DIABETES!

Yuki: *texting* No I won't I never gain any weight.

Edith: *texting* I know I would kill for your metabolism.

Yuki: *texting* OH GOD THE BURGER IS HORRIBLE!

Edith: *texting* Karma.

Yuki: *texting* For what????

Edith: *texting* Karma for being skinny.

***

Torin: What's an orgasm?

Penelope: It's when you fold paper to make it look like birds and shit.

Elijah: That's oregano, bitch.

Taeka:

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