Adonis: Airlines are sending me 'were all in this together' emails.

Yuki: When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

***

Yuki: Is there a word between angry and sad?

Emory: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Torin: Smad.

***

Salma: Why did the Torchic cross the road?

Celine: Why?

Salma: To get to the idiot's house.

Salma: Knock knock.

Celine: Who's there?

Salma: The Torchic.

Celine: Fuck off!

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