Edith: Jeez Taeka, what happened?
Taeka: *wrapping her hands in bandages* You know those chefs on tv who cut up vegetables really fast?
Edith: ...Yes?
Taeka: I can't do that.
***
Carnol: Bigfoot but shaven.
Xenala: Mr. Clean.
Mr. Ainsworth: You two are the reason why I have anxiety.
***
*Salma can't find her Easy Bake Oven*
Ilyas: Calm down, I'll see what I can do about finding your little toy.
Salma: It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40-watt bulb, and there are icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.
Ilyas: Just try to calm down, go have some pudding.
Salma: Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it can help.
