Taeka: Uh bro, how do I ask someone out?

Kadir: Well, first you-

Ilyas: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonald's parking lot-

Taeka: And you said yes?

***

Salma: Doors always open when you hit them hard enough!

Ulana: That...is true, but please stop testing it.

***

Elijah: George wouldn't treat me like this.

Edith: George is a fake man you made up when you were drunk!

Elijah: Still.

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