Torin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!

Elijah: Star fruit.

Torin: So close! That's a shape!

Penelope: You forgot about blackberries.

Torin: Nope, black isn't a color.

Yuki: What about raspberries??

Adonis: Green beans?

Emory: Lemons.

Edith: FUCKING ORANGE!

***

Torin: I'M TOO HOT! *points to Emory*

Emory:

Torin: :D

Emory:

Torin: :D

Emory: *completely deadpan* *sigh* Hot damn.

Elijah: *through the phone* CALL THE PO LICE AND THE FIRE MAN!

***

Taeka: Oh no...there's no more room on the couch.

Edith: Taeka, there's room for like 3 other peop-

Taeka: Guess I'll have to sit close to you.

Edith: There's an entire couc-

Taeka: *already snuggled up* What a shame.

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