Salma: So, do you recognize any of these men?

Taeka: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face, but I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.

Salma: Do you remember what he was singing?

Taeka: I think it was that song, 'I Want It That Way'.

Salma: Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar. Okay. Number one, can you please sing the opening to 'I Want It That Way'?

Ilyas: Really? Okay. You are my fire...

Salma: Number two keep it going...

Emory: The one desire...

Salma: Number three...

Elijah: Believe when I say...

Salma: Number four...

Adonis: I want it that way...

Salma: TELL ME WHY!

Ilyas, Emory, Elijah, and Adonis: Ain't nothing but a heartache.

Salma: TELL ME WHY!

Ilyas, Emory, Elijah, and Adonis: Ain't nothing but a mistake...

Salma: Now number five...

Armand: I never want to hear you say...

Salma: WOO!

Ilyas, Emory, Elijah, Adonis, and Armand: I want it that way!

Salma: Ahh. Chills you guys. Literal chills.

Taeka: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.

Salma: Oh my Arceus I forgot about that part!

***

Xenala: Hey, lay off! You're not our babysitter!

Celine: You're right! Because babysitters get paid for the shit they have to go through!

***

Elijah: Oh, Arceus, Torin, are you okay? Are you alive? Knock once if you're alive, and knock twice if you're dead!

Torin:

Torin: *knocks twice*

Elijah: Oh Arceus, he's dead!

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