Penelope: Let me think of a plan.

Penelope: I'm the fucking best at thinking of plans.

Emory: No, you're not.

Penelope: What's one plan of mine?

Emory: *pulling up a PowerPoint presentation* I'm glad you fucking asked.

***

Kadir: Can 2021 be the year where I can finally be hot?

Ilyas: No, but it can be the year when you realize that you always were.

Kadir: *tearing up*

***

Carnol: I may be small, but I'm something to be feared!

Armand: The only thing about you that I fear, is the fact that you can smile at five in the morning.

Ilyas: A lot of people can do that though.

Armand: Yeah, but his is genuine. It makes me wonder if he slept at all, the little gremlin.

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